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- ... she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
- ... she farts dust.
- ... she sat behind Jesus in the 5th grade.
- ... when she was a kid, rainbows were in black-and-white.
- ... she dreams reruns.
- ... her tits squirt powdered milk.
- ... her birth certificate is in hieroglyphics.
- ... she was around when Baskin & Robin''s only had 2 flavors.
- ... her social security number is 1.
- ... I told her to act her age and she died.
- ... she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- ... she bussed tables at the Last Supper.
- ... when I told her to act her age, she died.
- ... when she went to school, history class hadn''t been invented yet.
- ... she draws the attention of archeologists.
- ... she went to a museum and king tut woke up and said " ma, is that you?"
- ... her prom theme was fire.
- ... her high school photo is on a cave wall in France.
- ... her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
