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- ... she can''t pay attention.
- ... her front door and her back door are on the same hinge.
- ... the government put her face on food stamps.
- ... she went to McDonald''s and put a hamburger on layaway.
- ... she goes to KFC and licks other peoples'' fingers.
- ... when she orders a large pizza, it only fits halfway into the house.
- ... I saw her with mice behind her singing "We Are Family".
- ... she got married for the rice.
- ... she has to use public transport on drive by shootings.
- ... she buys Domino''s pizza and eats the box as a second meal
