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- Your grandma so fat
... the bitch fell down tried to get up and rocked herself to sleep - Your grandma so fat
... that if she was an aeroplane, she''d be a jumbo jet.
- Your grandpa so fat
... that he''s half Scottish, half Irish, half Polish, and half American.
- Your wife so fat
... she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, "Land ahoy!!!"
- Your priest so fat
... when he bungee jumped he went straight to hell...
- Your auntie so fat
... when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the dressing room.
- Your bookie so fat
... he gotta buy clothes by the furlong.
- Your dentist so fat
... that when he burped he blew out all your mamma''s teeth...that why she so ugly!
- Your father so fat
... when you climb on top of him your ears pop.
- You''re so ugly
...yo mama had to feed you with a sling shot
- Your sister so fat
... that even Richard Simmons can''t help laughing.
- Your sis so fat
... she uses soccer balls for earrings.
- Your father so fat
... he can''t even tie his own shoelaces.
- Your kid sister so fat
... the Japanese sumo wrestling squad had to turn her down.
- Your Star Trek fan so fat
... he make Riker''s beer belly look 2 atoms thick.
- Your lawyer''s so fat
... we''re inside her right now.
- Your auntie so fat
... that Weight Watchers threw her out for breaking the scales.
- Your boss so fat
... that when she calls a board meeting she has to pull herself up a sofa.
- Your air hostess so fat
... that on a scale of 1 to 10 she a 747.
- Your boyfriend so fat
... he hasn''t seen his feet for 10 years.
- Your bro so fat
... that when he farted, Mars came out...and I ain''t talkin bout the ''sweetie''.
- Your music teacher so fat
... that she whistles bass.
- Your postman so fat
... he got his very own post code.
- Your cousin so fat
... she''s on both sides of the family.
- Your girlfriend so fat
... I ask her to go get a curry and she bring back 80 pounds of gravy.
- Your wife so fat
... she got more nooks and crannies than a Ploughman''s pastry.
- Your sister so fat
... she got a new job DJ''ing for the ice cream van.
- Your dog so fat
... that when you take it "walkies" it don''t know whether it walking or rolling.
- Your astronomer so fat
... she plays pool with Venus....and Neptune...and Pluto...and... - your ass is so fat
... you created the Earth with a pizza.
